Days Without an Incident
Rural Myth Co. | Field & Folklore
Every workplace tracks its safety record.
Some workplaces have more impressive records than others.
At Rural Myth Co.’s field research stations, we take safety very seriously.
We have procedures.
We have incident reports.
We have a sign.
Unfortunately, the sign hasn’t been particularly encouraging lately.
Our Days Without an Incident funny cryptid shirt recreates a vintage industrial safety tally board from one of our fictional cryptid research stations.
The sign proudly announces:
THIS FIELD STATION HAS GONE
0
DAYS WITHOUT AN UNEXPLAINED INCIDENT
And just below that:
PREVIOUS RECORD: 2
Two whole days.
We were very proud.
The three enormous claw marks across the upper corner suggest why the counter was reset this morning.
Again.
Rendered in Pine Black, Rust Red, and Mustard, this original design combines vintage workplace safety signage with the everyday administrative challenges of cryptid field research.
Part of the Field & Folklore Collection from Rural Myth Co.
Perfect for cryptid enthusiasts, workplace-humor fans, field researchers, safety officers, and anyone whose job occasionally involves circumstances that aren’t adequately covered in the employee handbook.
Safety first.
Documentation second.
Running is also acceptable.
Available in Grape, Moss, Pepper, Washed Denim, and Espresso.
Product details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
- Soft, washed-in vintage feel
- Made to order just for you
