Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt in Moss, front view

Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt

Moss / S
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Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt in Moss, front view
  • Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt in Moss, front view
Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt

Hoop Snake Downhill Only T-Shirt

Sizing Guide

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Measurements are in inches, taken flat. Between sizes? Size up — and remember, size swaps are free for 30 days.
Comfort Colors 1717 size chart in inches. Width: S 18.25, M 20.25, L 22, XL 24, 2XL 26, 3XL 27.75. Length: S 26.62, M 28, L 29.37, XL 30.75, 2XL 31.62, 3XL 32.5. Sleeve from center back: S 16.25, M 17.75, L 19, XL 20.5, 2XL 21.75, 3XL 23.25.
Color: Moss
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Premium Heavyweight Comfort

100% Ring-Spun US Cotton - Soft, sturdy Comfort Colors 1717 that gets better with every wash.

Heavyweight 6.1 oz Fabric - Substantial, cozy feel without being stiff.

Garment-Dyed Color - Dyed after sewing for that soft, lived-in, vintage look.

Relaxed Unisex Fit - Roomy, classic cut. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Built to Last

Double-Needle Stitching - Sewn with double stitching on the finished edges so it holds up to years of campfires and road trips.

No Side Seams - Tubular knit body for a smooth, comfortable fit with nothing twisting out of place.

Easy Care - Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach.
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Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped from the USA.

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About This Design

Hoop Snake — Downhill Only

Rural Myth Co. | Field & Folklore

Some creatures walk.

Some creatures fly.

The hoop snake has a better idea.

According to old American tall tales, this unusual serpent grabs its own tail, curls into a perfect wheel, and rolls downhill like a wagon wheel.

It’s efficient.

It’s innovative.

It’s probably a terrible idea.

Hoop Snake — Downhill Only is a cute tall-tale shirt celebrating one of folklore’s most enthusiastic transportation experiments.

Our cheerful little snake has bitten its own tail and is happily rolling down a grassy hillside, leaving speed lines and tiny dust clouds in its wake.

Two little pine trees stand in the background.

The snake looks absolutely delighted.

And nobody has explained what happens when it reaches the bottom.

Rendered in Bone, Rust Red, and Pine Black, this vintage camp-patch-style illustration combines classic outdoor Americana with the wonderfully ridiculous world of American tall tales.

The emblem reads:

HOOP SNAKE

DOWNHILL ONLY

RURAL MYTH CO.

Part of the Field & Folklore Collection.

For cryptid enthusiasts, snake lovers, hikers, campers, folklore fans, and anyone whose plans are excellent right up until the return trip.

Downhill performance: Outstanding.

Uphill capability: Not evaluated.

Available in Grape, Ivory, Moss, Mustard, Pepper, Washed Denim, and Espresso.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz heavyweight
  • Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
  • Soft, washed-in vintage feel
  • Made to order just for you

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FAQs

Where are you located?

Every design is created by Nancy right here in Texas, then printed and shipped from the United States.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

Every shirt is a Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, and garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in vintage feel. It's a relaxed unisex fit; check the Size Guide on any product for exact measurements.