Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt in Pepper, front view

Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt

Pepper / S
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Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt in Pepper, front view
  • Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt in Pepper, front view
Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt

Cryptid Incident Report T-Shirt

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Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Measurements are in inches, taken flat. Between sizes? Size up — and remember, size swaps are free for 30 days.
Comfort Colors 1717 size chart in inches. Width: S 18.25, M 20.25, L 22, XL 24, 2XL 26, 3XL 27.75. Length: S 26.62, M 28, L 29.37, XL 30.75, 2XL 31.62, 3XL 32.5. Sleeve from center back: S 16.25, M 17.75, L 19, XL 20.5, 2XL 21.75, 3XL 23.25.
Color: Pepper
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Premium Heavyweight Comfort

100% Ring-Spun US Cotton - Soft, sturdy Comfort Colors 1717 that gets better with every wash.

Heavyweight 6.1 oz Fabric - Substantial, cozy feel without being stiff.

Garment-Dyed Color - Dyed after sewing for that soft, lived-in, vintage look.

Relaxed Unisex Fit - Roomy, classic cut. Check the size guide for exact measurements.
Built to Last

Double-Needle Stitching - Sewn with double stitching on the finished edges so it holds up to years of campfires and road trips.

No Side Seams - Tubular knit body for a smooth, comfortable fit with nothing twisting out of place.

Easy Care - Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach.
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About This Design

Case File 0047 was never closed. It was just stamped and put in a drawer.

Three witnesses. One set of footprints. Several broken branches considerably higher than anyone cared to explain.

And a report nobody particularly wanted to sign.

Incident Report 0047 is a cryptid case file shirt straight from the fictional archives of the Rural Myth Co. Field Unit.

The full-front graphic features a woodland investigation map, questionable evidence, suspiciously precise measurements, and enough redacted information to make absolutely everyone look guilty. A small RM CO. / FIELD UNIT tag sits in the corner of the file.

Across the evidence, one official determination:

UNVERIFIED.

Which, as far as we're concerned, is government paperwork for we're not going back out there.

Perfect for cryptid hunters, amateur investigators, conspiracy enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever heard something in the woods and decided the paperwork could wait until morning.

RURAL MYTH CO. — INCIDENT REPORT 0047

Evidence collected. Conclusions withheld. Personnel advised to remain indoors.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz heavyweight
  • Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
  • Soft, washed-in vintage feel
  • Made to order just for you

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FAQs

Where are you located?

Every design is created by Nancy right here in Texas, then printed and shipped from the United States.
Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.
What materials are your products made of?

Every shirt is a Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, and garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in vintage feel. It's a relaxed unisex fit; check the Size Guide on any product for exact measurements.