The Long Field Marker
Rural Myth Co. | Field & Folklore
It’s the kind of roadside historical marker you pass at fifty-five miles an hour without reading.
This one might be worth pulling over for.
The Long Field Marker is a funny cryptid sighting shirt that recreates a fictional cast-metal historical marker commemorating decades of unexplained sightings along a lonely stretch of farm road.
The plaque is properly mounted.
The lettering is official.
The decorative crest features a crescent moon and two ears of corn.
Everything appears to have been approved by a committee.
The inscription reads:
SINCE 1936, TRAVELERS ON THIS ROAD HAVE REPORTED A TALL FIGURE CROSSING ON TWO LEGS.
Apparently, the sightings have continued for decades.
The historical commission has carefully documented the phenomenon.
And after considerable deliberation, it has issued its official conclusion:
NO EXPLANATION HAS BEEN ERECTED.
We assume the paperwork is still pending.
Rendered in Pine Black, Bone, and Muted Gold, this original design combines vintage roadside Americana with the understated absurdity of rural folklore.
Part of the Field & Folklore Collection from Rural Myth Co.
Perfect for cryptid enthusiasts, rural-history buffs, roadside-attraction collectors, folklore fans, and anyone who appreciates a government committee willing to acknowledge a problem without necessarily solving it.
The sightings are documented.
The marker is installed.
The explanation remains unavailable.
Available in Grape, Ivory, Moss, Mustard, Pepper, Washed Denim, and Espresso.
Product details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
- Soft, washed-in vintage feel
- Made to order just for you
