Chupacabra Ranch Windmill T-Shirt in Grape, front view

Chupacabra Ranch Windmill T-Shirt

Grape / S
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Chupacabra Ranch Windmill T-Shirt in Grape, front view

Chupacabra Ranch Windmill T-Shirt

Sizing Guide

Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. Measurements are in inches, taken flat. Between sizes? Size up — and remember, size swaps are free for 30 days.

Comfort Colors 1717 size chart in inches. Width: S 18.25, M 20.25, L 22, XL 24, 2XL 26, 3XL 27.75. Length: S 26.62, M 28, L 29.37, XL 30.75, 2XL 31.62, 3XL 32.5. Sleeve from center back: S 16.25, M 17.75, L 19, XL 20.5, 2XL 21.75, 3XL 23.25.
Color: Grape
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Premium Heavyweight Comfort

100% Ring-Spun US Cotton - Soft, sturdy Comfort Colors 1717 that gets better with every wash.

Heavyweight 6.1 oz Fabric - Substantial, cozy feel without being stiff.

Garment-Dyed Color - Dyed after sewing for that soft, lived-in, vintage look.

Relaxed Unisex Fit - Roomy, classic cut. Check the size guide for exact measurements.

Built to Last

Double-Needle Stitching - Sewn with double stitching on the finished edges so it holds up to years of campfires and road trips.

No Side Seams - Tubular knit body for a smooth, comfortable fit with nothing twisting out of place.

Easy Care - Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No bleach.

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Printed in the USA - Every order is printed and shipped from the USA.

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About This Design

Windmill No. 3 — South Pasture

Rural Myth Co. | Field & Folklore

Out in the south pasture, the windmill keeps turning.

The stock tank stays full.

And the goat count keeps changing.

Our Windmill No. 3 Chupacabra ranch shirt captures a moonlit ranch scene in the brush country of the American Southwest, where a tall steel windmill stands beside a livestock tank under an enormous full moon.

Nearby, two goats huddle together inside a wooden pen.

A lantern glows on the fence.

And perched on the rim of the stock tank is something that definitely wasn’t included in the livestock inventory.

Thin limbs.

A hunched back.

A row of spines.

A long tail.

Whatever it is, it’s watching the goats.

The ranch sign identifies the location:

SOUTH PASTURE · WINDMILL No. 3

And provides one very sensible instruction:

CHECK THE GOATS TWICE.

Inspired by Chupacabra folklore and the everyday realities of ranch chores, this original design combines vintage agricultural engraving with a distinctly inconvenient livestock problem.

Rendered in Pine Black, Tobacco Brown, Rust Red, and Bone, the artwork features a traditional ranch windmill, moonlit brush country, and one unwelcome visitor at the water tank.

Part of the Field & Folklore Collection from Rural Myth Co.

Perfect for ranchers, goat owners, cryptid enthusiasts, Southwestern folklore fans, windmill collectors, and anyone who has ever walked out to check the livestock and discovered that the evening had become more complicated.

Check the fence.

Check the water.

Check the goats twice.

A ranch-country legend from Rural Myth Co.

Available in Grape, Ivory, Moss, Pepper, Washed Denim, and Espresso.

Product details

  • Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
  • 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk, 6.1 oz heavyweight
  • Relaxed unisex fit, sizes S–3XL
  • Soft, washed-in vintage feel
  • Made to order just for you

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FAQs

Where are you located?

Every design is created by Nancy right here in Texas, then printed and shipped from the United States.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

Every shirt is a Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz, and garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in vintage feel. It's a relaxed unisex fit; check the Size Guide on any product for exact measurements.